When I was, like thirteen I thought it would be really cool to be a prostitute... I Thought It was like handsome guys would take you out on these romantic dates and you´d fuck them and then they´d pay you...
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
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William Goldman
You don´t need a stage to prove that you´re a bad speaker.
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Alin Sav
Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?
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Anonymous
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
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Candace C. Bowen
I m not funny, really m not ! ! ! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not! ! !
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Shashankbisht
More Quotes By Daniel Clowes
Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them... that's why you'll never hear any reggae on the radio!
Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.
You can never really trust someone who remembers every embarrassing detail of your adolescence.
Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.
Why aren't you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children?
